Chris Dwan

Tag: amusing

  • Middle way

    This resonates for me:

    Thus, may I deal with all my detractors.

  • Funny signs

    Thanks sejabop: Funny Signs

  • Oopsie

  • Me

    This is what I look like at 11:15pm, busily hacking on a cluster.

    In case you care.

  • Does anyone else do this?

    Does anyone else ever come home from a night on the town, and find yourself under the glass table, looking up at your cat … who is looking down at you, scornfully?

    capital_l and technolope, you know I’m looking at you here.

  • Art, and art.

    Pictures of a recent exhibition at the Hirshhorn gallery of art made using only a single piece of paper. As says, incredibly creative stuff here.

    And then there’s LOLcats:

  • Dream. Debate.

  • Thanks jrtom:

    Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number has come up and … WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!

    We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn’t be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend!

  • Random

    We had an acorn squash which went bad. Instead of just tossing it on the compost heap, I decided to hit it with a sledgehammer. The pictures are here.

  • Crap in the server

    One funny story that came out last night: My friend and I have been building some software to do some geeky stuff. To support this, he’s had some old server class machines sitting on the floor in his living room, and we’ve been tinkering with the wires.

    Yesterday, he adopted a puppy. Cute little 3 month old black lab. He left her unattended for a few minutes, and she crapped in one of the servers, big time. She also pooped on other things, but the big dog poops in the machine left us speechless.

    He simply threw the machine away, poop and all.