Costume

As my costume takes shape, previously unanticipated thermal issues are rearing their heads. I shall be warm.

In other news: GO ELEPHANTS.

New developments with rogue elephants — they rape and kill rhinoceroses; attack villages with intelligent measures like blocking escape routes and pinning down humans before goring them to death; and display psychological traits previously only observed in people.

Researchers are thinking of this as a sort of emergent species-wide emotional breakdown resulting from human interference over long periods of time and the consequent destruction of important social bonds for the elephants.

I, for one, welcome our sexually cross-species, violent, pachyderm overlords.

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