Okay, I must advise you to *not* watch this. It’s a mind virus. It infects your brain and spreads through your psyche, leaving you gibbering and useless … and giggling at inappropriate moments. Plus, it includes both profanity and sexual innuendo.
Should you decide to watch it, and if you happen to want them, here are the lyrics:
Ooooooo,
Washington, Washington
6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton.
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles, so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With a mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands
Here comes George, in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponent's brains and invented cocaine
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Washington, Washington
6 foot 20, fucking killing for fun
Spread, spread, Delaware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Sue me if I go too fast
but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad.
Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart
He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart! Ooo.
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
Had a pocket full of horses
Fucked the shit out of bears
Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare
He made love like an eagle, falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why.
Washington, Washington
12 stories high, made of radiation
The present beware, the future beware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Did I mention his four nuts?
Well he also had four dicks.
If you took off his boot you'd see the dicks growing off his feet.
I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.
He once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid
At a party.
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