* Buy a cord of firewood. Seasoned hardwood if at all possible.
* Purchase a 20lb watermelon. Pickle its rind.
* Harvest cabbages. Ferment their shredded heads.
* Brew 5 gallons of beer, inaugurate the keg.
* Show up at Dustin’s keg party
* Grill the remaining filet of striper.
* Do not offend my back in any way.
* Contemplate world domination.
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