Conspiracy theories

The hard-line Israeli prime minister turns centrist and quits his party to form a more conciliatory one. Within weeks, he dies of a brain bleed (not that he’s dead yet, but he’s certainly out of commission). I want to know the whereabouts of every Mossad agent. This is CLEARLY an assassination from within. Wait for the Zapruder-style film and the “magic bullet” theory about how a very angry, 270 pound, 77 year old man just happens to have a stroke.

12 miners are trapped by an underground explosion. Initial reports indicate that they survived, but suddenly Those In Power change their tune and all the miners are either dead or in a coma. CLEARLY something sinister is going on. I believe that they stumbled onto a cache of alien technology (as shown in the documentary film Alien Arsenal). Initial efforts to rescue them turned “black” once the authorities realized that a “cleaner” was required. Plus, did you notice how none of the miners was Jewish? Just like 9/11 More Mossad at work, I betcha.

Finally: Abramoff leads a lucrative career, taking from the Indian tribes and peddling power with the Congress. Suddenly, he’s on trial and squealing like a little piggie. What happened to his money? What happened to his influence. CLEARLY something sinister is going on. How do you get a man like that to confess all of a sudden? Why aren’t his pet politicians protecting him?

More news to follow. That’s just what’s on the front page today.

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