How to be killed.

If you would like a beating, please send me an email, then immediately IM me to ask if I’ve read it yet. For extra vigor on your beating, you may call to confirm that I received your IM.

Thank you. Beatings will be delivered in the order that the emails are received. We currently have a backlog of several beatings, please be patient if you have earned one and have not yet received it.

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