Ahem

Bitch gripe moan whine snivel whine moan.

Thank you. I’m going to go give my talk now. This is the one I knew about before I got here. They sanitized my slides (“mind if I remove all references to the fact that your software works on other platforms?”). At 1:30, I’ve got another 15 minute gig to talk about a script that my colleague wrote. Wheeeeeee.

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Oh yeah: Detroit still sucks.