Vast Condom Horror in the Pacific

Today’s probably fake news item: huge floating reef made up of millions of disposed condoms has been discovered in the mid Pacific. The condom mass is two miles long, up to sixty feet deep, and in places so tightly compressed that a small plane could be landed on it.

Prove me wrong, people.

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