Weiner mobile?

Ride of your life. A contest by Oscar Mayer. In 100 words or less, what would you do with the weinermobile for a day? Here’s my entry:

Since the weinermobile is a work of postmodern surrealism that runs on unleaded, I would take it to a venue suitable for exhibition of such art. Ann Arbor, MI during their annual art fair is the proposed location for my stuudy. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but the weinermobile is never just the weinermobile. It’s a symbol. A symbol of what? To whom? I would explore the nuances of the weinermobile interacting with vegetarians, feminists, hebrews, freudian psychologists, frat boys, and football players (all in ample abundance in Ann Arbor).

This project will thrust the mighty weiner deep into the bowels of the academic establishment.

I think that jet lag is finally hitting me.