Runny nose. Sore throat. General malaise.
How many goddamn variants on Sudafed are there? My crappy local CVS had five. Red, green, purple, blue, and orange. Each one had at least one off brand, each of which was exactly one dollar cheaper than the name brand. All of them dealt with “sinus congestion.” Some threw in a painkiller, some also had a cough suppressant. I love consumer culture applied to meds.
Mmmmm…Sudafed “Sinus night time” (purple). In short order, the protagonist was reduced to unconsciousness and blissful, healing sleep.
Oh, yeah: Gripe, bitch, plumber, gripe, lawyer, whine, moan, complain, inspection gripe. The usual.
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