Just got back from Resident Evil: Apocalypse. It was everything I had expected. There were zombies. There was kung fu. The two protagonists were both butt-kicking women. There was some sort of bogus plot about “the most powerful corporation in the world,” and how viruses are bad, or something. They kept introducing characters, but we quickly learned not to get too attached to any of them, because they would die almost at random. Except for the comic relief black guy. He would have made a great zombie, but I knew it was too much to hope for.
I don’t recommend this movie for any purpose whatsoever. It’s not smart like Jason X, and it’s not good like 28 Days Later. However, if you need a double feature with Alien Vs. Predator, this might be a winner.
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