Here’s a hypothetical:
Cheney decides, rightly, that Edwards is not worthy of his full contempt and scorn. He looks elsewhere for a worthy opponent and lights upon Teresa Kerry, John’s wife. Anticipating a chance to drop both the F-bomb and the B-slap in the same argument, he tosses a gauntlet in some conservative rag.
Teresa reveals that she has quietly been buying up Haliburten stock, and now owns a controlling interest. She demands that Cheney grovel and cook her breakfast in order to retain his role in the company.
He does.
It’s not so much that it’s going to happen, as that it *could* happen that makes me giddy with the thought.
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