They fixed my commute. Just by coming to town. Just by holding a little party where they wave flags and wear funny hats, they fixed my commute.
I got a seat all to myself on the commuter rail, both ways! The T was uncrowded and prompted. At no point did I run. The trains even *smell* clean (if vaguely of bomb sniffing dog).
All this for a ceremonial selection of the candidate that didn’t screw up. Imagine what these people could do if they were in charge. I’m voting democrat for everything. Dog catcher up to President. My vote for the convention in four years goes to Iraq. Make it a state, give it to the democrats. They’ll fix it, just like they did with Boston.
Thank you, Democrats, for fixing the light rail system in Boston. Thank you. God Bless you.
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