We plan to use the standard cat relocation protocol for the move next weekend. The cats will be calmly (ha!) placed in their carriers and driven (MROW! MRRRRROW! MAAAAAU! Mau? MRROOOWWWWW!) to the apartment. They will then be placed in the guest bedroom (MAAAAAU!) with sufficient food, water, and litterbox access for a few days. This way they’ll be introduced to a single room, and they won’t have to endure the terror of men with boots taking all the piece parts of “home” away.
I, on the other hand, will not be so lucky.
I would prefer a similar protocol for myself. Just surprise me, stuff me in a car, and stick me in a room in the new place. Leave me the playstation, a pizza, and a six pack. Come get me when it’s over.
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