I now possess a new telephone. It cost me $6 to upgrade from my old and busted RAZR to my new and unbelievably hot KRAZR. Thank you, Verizon. I don’t know yet about the many ways in which this will screw up my account … so I’m still thrilled.
I’m shuffling around the house, calling it “my precious” right now. “Oh, the prettiest new phone … so much less ugly than the old phone.” It’s pretty damn weird, but I feel happy.
In mental health news, I have decided that it is unnecessary to move my mom’s cell phone number into the contact list of the new phone.
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