Weird crap on the web.

Okay, now that that enlightenment stuff is passed, I can share these:

This is what it’s like when I watch foreign TV, or honestly when I watch any TV at all. Imagine that your whole world was both this confusing and this funny. That’s what it’s like to be me.

A proposal for a double blind, placebo controlled, evaluation of the effectiveness of the parachute against “gravity challenge”. Thanks fanw. My favorite sentence: It is often said that doctors are interfering monsters obsessed with disease and power, who will not be satisfied until they control ever y aspect of our lives (Journal of Social Science, pick a volume)

Here is a newborn kitten being carried around by its head:

And here, to the great shame of my dignity, is the “pet spa”: I’m sure that the cat in question was cleaner after the fact, but he looks … well … betrayed.

Thanks. I’m going to bed now.

–UPDATE–

In a rare spasm of guilt, I checked into the Pet Spa thing, and found out where it comes from: Launderpet. They have a fairly detailed statement on their web site, including the following:

When in doubt about a pet’s distress, you must err on the side of caution and stop the Pet Spa cycle and remove the pet from the Pet Spa.

So, despite the fact that the cat was in no danger, it *was* upset, and the owners / operators *should* have stopped the wash cycle earlier.

Poor kitty … and yet I giggle.