Wow. Orange alerts suck.
I made it through security in decent time. Everyone was really cheerful and friendly, but they’ve upped the ante to “all shoes must be removed.” I’m actually in something of a rush, or else I might have used words like “decline” and “disrobe,” but I don’t really want to know what that would bring down.
So, chalk one up for cowardice, I suppose … but I let the man see my footsies. Security is starting to get a locker room funk.
Hey, at least I get to buy new toothpaste and shaving cream when I get to Atlanta. That’ll be *fun*.
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