Sitting in South Station, waiting for the 10:25 train to board. The lady announcer crackles over the PA:
Ladies and gentlemen: Before I leave this evening, I must preach to you of safety and love. Do not leave your bags unattended. We will turn them over to the police. Do not leave them with the person sitting next to you, though you may love them as another human being, you do not know them enough to trust them with your luggage. Thank you and goodnight.
I was all like “there’s another human here? Where are you? I’m right here! My name is Chris!”
But to no avail.
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