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For a good time, type “your-name needs” into google, and list off the funniest results. Chris needs friendly garden Everybody hates Chris Christopher needs a life Chris needs your sex talk Chris needs to give me cancer Once a year, Chris needs to check that everything is going well. earthshine has suggested that we all vote for me for president in 2020. Actually, he suggested that we all do it in one state in 2012 (to make a point) take a few states (and their associated senate seats) in 2016 (to drive home the point and establish “winnability”), and then seriously go for the . . . → Read More: President for life. Why Bush is unimpeachable. Thanks a lot, simianpower. You gonna rock me to sleep after that nightmare producing horror story? Go to the site for the conference I’m in tomorrow. Read the title carefully. For the slow, I’ll reproduce it here: My motivation for showing up beastly early tomorrow just took a teensy little hit. I’ve been trying to document the karate I’ve been learning, since I sense that I’m rapidly exceeding my ability to remember random crap. Plus, I know that at some point I’ll have to take a month or two off, and I’ll forget everything. Just the basic techniques and combinations are already up to six pages . . . → Read More: Documentation Since it’s going around like the bird flu, here are the posts that generated the most comment activity in my journal: 16: When I offered random beatings to idiots 14: What Harry Potter charater are you? 14: Electoral college 13: About Terry Schiavo 13: The whole Paul Harvey Christian thing 13: Planks in my future . . . → Read More: Popular posts… Making one of my favorite comfort food recipes. If you do not own a mr chops-a-lot, this will be much more work for you than it is for me. . . . → Read More: Politics and comfort food From an email I just got: Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff– including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He . . . → Read More: Wow… |
