{"id":990,"date":"2005-12-21T10:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T05:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=990"},"modified":"2005-12-21T10:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T05:31:00","slug":"travel-again-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=990","title":{"rendered":"Travel again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headed to Chicago this morning to do my &#8220;teach them to use the software&#8221; thing.  Should be a good time.  The people seem clever and motivated.  That&#8217;s always much, much better than the alternative.  All I really ask is that the person I&#8217;m working with give a damn, at some level, about the thing they&#8217;re trying to do.  Hit me with &#8220;well, the boss says we have to attend your training, so train me,&#8221; and my heart drops right out of my chest.<\/p>\n<p>My flight, according to the lady from Southwest is &#8220;entirely, completely, every seat &#8211; full.&#8221;  Wheeeeeee.  Hopefully since it&#8217;s 10:50 on a Thursday I can avoid the drunken a-hole section.  All I want to do is sit quietly and edit my paper.  Is that so much to ask?<\/p>\n<p>Christmas party last night was a good time.  We got a table for 10 (all four partners, plus me, plus all the spouses and girlfriends) at a schwank restaurant, and talked about nearly anything except work for about three hours.  I love my company.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Update &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Nooooooo!  I just noticed that the pre-board line is as long as the group &#8216;A&#8217; line, and all of them have strollers!   Noooooooo!  I just want to sit quietly and not be pooped on or near!  Is that really too much to ask today?<\/p>\n<p>** straps on zen attitude and laces up peaceful, composed, pleasant facial expression **<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Post Flight Update &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>My pleas went unheard.  The kid in the seat behind me pooped himself halfway through the flight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headed to Chicago this morning to do my &#8220;teach them to use the software&#8221; thing. Should be a good time. The people seem clever and motivated. That&#8217;s always much, much better than the alternative. All I really ask is that the person I&#8217;m working with give a damn, at some level, about the thing they&#8217;re <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=990\">Travel again<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}