{"id":979,"date":"2005-12-13T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-13T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=979"},"modified":"2005-12-13T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-13T17:59:00","slug":"travel-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=979","title":{"rendered":"Travel, again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Palm Beach Gardens, at the Hampton Inn.  $169 a night.  It feels like such a ripoff.  Especially given that I had to use google to find out that there is a restaurant in the Mariott next door.  The guy at the desk tried to send me to some &#8220;ale house&#8221; a mile and a half up the road &#8230; but I am wily.  I know the ways of google maps.  I mean, it&#8217;s a nice enough hotel &#8230; but when I think about a cart loaded up with $169 worth of groceries &#8230; or filling up my planet-killer with gas four times in a row &#8230; it doesn&#8217;t measure up.  <\/p>\n<p>Imagine how happy I would be if I was able to dedicate $169 to getting really high quality olives and cheese delivered in snack-sized portions, exactly when I want some olives and \/ or cheese over the next month or so! <\/p>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s it, it&#8217;s time for sleeping.  I am *not* writing slides for my class tomorrow in this mental state.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/capital_l.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">capital_l<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.strangebuttrewe.com\/knitgi.htm\">The gauntlet is thrown.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Palm Beach Gardens, at the Hampton Inn. $169 a night. It feels like such a ripoff. Especially given that I had to use google to find out that there is a restaurant in the Mariott next door. The guy at the desk tried to send me to some &#8220;ale house&#8221; a mile and a <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=979\">Travel, again<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}