{"id":965,"date":"2005-12-05T21:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T16:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=965"},"modified":"2005-12-05T21:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-05T16:27:00","slug":"no-longer-constipated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=965","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;No longer constipated&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The LJ mailer, that is.<\/p>\n<p><em>We believe we&#8217;ve now found all the blockages for mail and over the next day you will be receiving the backlog of mail not delivered in the last couple of weeks.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Great.  Nothing makes me feel quite like receiving a couple of weeks worth of old mail, all at once.  <\/p>\n<p>Except, perhaps, when The Corporate Trouble Ticket System reaches 77 tickets.  I&#8217;m told that it can support triple digits, but I don&#8217;t want to see that happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The LJ mailer, that is.<\/p>\n<p>We believe we&#8217;ve now found all the blockages for mail and over the next day you will be receiving the backlog of mail not delivered in the last couple of weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Great. Nothing makes me feel quite like receiving a couple of weeks worth of old mail, all at once. <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=965\">&#8220;No longer constipated&#8221;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}