{"id":954,"date":"2005-11-28T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-28T16:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=954"},"modified":"2005-11-28T21:18:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-28T16:18:00","slug":"phones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=954","title":{"rendered":"Phones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was something of a wash.<\/p>\n<p>I had planned to swap 10GB of RAM from one beastly machine into another, to do a really fair comparison between them when they were each loaded to the gills.  Sadly, there was some sort of socket incompatibility which meant that I couldn&#8217;t use the 2GB DIMMS that Intel is lending us.  Oh well.  I thought that a DIMM was a DIMM &#8230; but apparently not.  <\/p>\n<p>I broke out the corporate Amex and bought a 500GB FireWire drive, so that we can begin to test our software *before* releasing it.  Previously, we&#8217;ve released software that publishes large volumes of data, having tested out the small and mid-sized cases &#8230; but lacking the infrastructure to exercise the large ones.  Hopefully, this was a good idea.<\/p>\n<p>Then I got on the phone with this dude from up North.  Said dude has been sending in support requests piecemeal every couple of hours throughout the holiday weekend.  I decided to just call him, rather than try to respond to all those.  Bad move.  First piece of information he gave me was that the machine was behind a firewall, not connected to the network, and in no way would I be allowed to log into it.  Just not possible.  We were on the phone for two and a half hours, with me offering one command at a time for him to laboriously and incorrectly type and misinterpret.  &#8220;I run this on the portal?&#8221;  &#8220;no.  The node.  Type it in the terminal you&#8217;ve got open on the node.&#8221;  &#8220;Terminal?&#8221;  &#8220;Yes.  The terminal you opened just 45 seconds ago.&#8221;  &#8220;What does this &#8216;terminal&#8217; program do?&#8221;  &#8220;AAAAAAAAAA Stabbity stab stab stab!&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>I took to emailing the commands to him, so that he could mistype them (cut and paste?  Nah).  I would send the message and say &#8220;I&#8217;ve sent the message.&#8221;  Silence would ensue.  &#8220;Have you received it?&#8221;  &#8220;Yes.&#8221;  &#8220;Please type that command into the terminal.&#8221;  &#8220;You&#8217;ve mentioned this &#8216;terminal&#8217; before, where do I find this program?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>After about two and a half hours, on a whim, I tried to ssh into the hostname that I heard him muttering.  It asked for a password.  I went for broke:  &#8220;What&#8217;s the root password?&#8221;  He told me.  I was in.  He had mispelled &#8220;cluster.private&#8221; as &#8220;cluster.privat&#8221; in the initial setup.  I fixed that, the system started working.  I congratulated him and got the hell off the phone.  <\/p>\n<p>Later in the afternoon, I learned that I&#8217;m going to travel up there next week to complete the install.  All he was *supposed* to do was verify that the wires were plugged in correctly, so that I can do the install when I arrive.  He decided to go the extra mile. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m *so* not getting those hours back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was something of a wash.<\/p>\n<p>I had planned to swap 10GB of RAM from one beastly machine into another, to do a really fair comparison between them when they were each loaded to the gills. Sadly, there was some sort of socket incompatibility which meant that I couldn&#8217;t use the 2GB DIMMS that Intel <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=954\">Phones<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}