{"id":949,"date":"2005-11-21T23:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-21T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=949"},"modified":"2005-11-21T23:16:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-21T18:16:00","slug":"train-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=949","title":{"rendered":"Train farts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just getting settled on the train coming home, got the laptop out, cell-phone wireless connected, Bach Suites wired directly into my brain, ticket taken.  Sadly, the woman in front of me has apparently crapped herself.  And slept through it.  Snoring.  <\/p>\n<p>Holy hell, this train is too small.  Must flee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just getting settled on the train coming home, got the laptop out, cell-phone wireless connected, Bach Suites wired directly into my brain, ticket taken. Sadly, the woman in front of me has apparently crapped herself. And slept through it. Snoring. <\/p>\n<p>Holy hell, this train is too small. Must flee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}