{"id":920,"date":"2005-11-09T14:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-09T09:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=920"},"modified":"2005-11-09T14:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-09T09:17:00","slug":"update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=920","title":{"rendered":"Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not much to report.  <\/p>\n<p>(1) France appears to still be on fire, and Germany appears to be catching.  <\/p>\n<p>(2) Last night, I was super hungry on the train, so I stopped at the grocery store by the station.  The only thing that looked even vaguely appealing were the cheese and crackers packages, with 6 little salteen and cheese sandwiches.  They sell them in 12 packs.  On the way home, munching and crunching,I looked down and realized that I had eaten 6 entire packages (36 little sandwiches).<\/p>\n<p>(3) <a href=\"http:\/\/redmed.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">redmed<\/a> is home.  There was apparently some irregularity with her paperwork, which may endanger the validity of her test.  Kill.<\/p>\n<p>(4) The post office tells me that there is no forwarding or other modifier to my mail delivery.  I suppose that my bank just made it up then.  Not a big fan of this &#8220;solution.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>(5) We might actually have a contractor at our house tomorrow.  Might.  Maybe.<\/p>\n<p>(6) <a href=\"http:\/\/theonion.com\">The Onion<\/a> this week is hilarious.  Go hither and read both the special report on Rosa Parks, and the big about the &#8220;Metal Council&#8221; meeting to discuss abuse of the &#8220;Metal Hand Sign.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not much to report. <\/p>\n<p>(1) France appears to still be on fire, and Germany appears to be catching. <\/p>\n<p>(2) Last night, I was super hungry on the train, so I stopped at the grocery store by the station. The only thing that looked even vaguely appealing were the cheese and crackers packages, with <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=920\">Update<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}