{"id":919,"date":"2005-11-08T21:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-08T16:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=919"},"modified":"2005-11-08T21:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-08T16:12:00","slug":"bees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=919","title":{"rendered":"Bees!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do not <a href=\"http:\/\/today.reuters.co.uk\/news\/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2005-11-08T110806Z_01_KWA840059_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-SAFRICA-BEES.XML\">crash your car into an electrical substation which is filled with billions of bees<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The people managed to stumble out of the car but they were just overcome by bees,&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>He did not add:  &#8220;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not crash your car into an electrical substation which is filled with billions of bees.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The people managed to stumble out of the car but they were just overcome by bees,&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>He did not add: &#8220;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}