{"id":908,"date":"2005-11-02T20:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-02T15:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=908"},"modified":"2005-11-02T20:05:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-02T15:05:00","slug":"sparring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=908","title":{"rendered":"Sparring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight was the first sparring night we&#8217;ve had at the gym in a while.  My second time ever.  Apparently, right before I joined the gym it had gotten pretty ugly in the sparring department, with emergency room level injuries every week.  So my teacher called it off for a year or so.  Now we&#8217;re getting back into it.<\/p>\n<p>(1) Teacher puts on this padded armor suit, and we get to hit him as hard as we want.  Good times.<br \/>\n(2) Sparred a 14 year old girl.  Felt vaguely guilty, being both bigger and faster than her.<br \/>\n(3) Sparred a 50 year old policeman.  He&#8217;s solid, stay the hell out of the way of those hands and feet &#8230; but I could handle him if needed.<br \/>\n(4) Sparred a 24 year old firefighter, third degree black belt, who drives in demolition derbies for fun (yes, <a href=\"http:\/\/technolope.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">technolope<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/capital_l.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">capital_l<\/a>, it was the guy who got back in the flipped car at the derby).  Jesus Christ I&#8217;m gonna have bruises, and I could tell he was going easy on me.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, I live.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight was the first sparring night we&#8217;ve had at the gym in a while. My second time ever. Apparently, right before I joined the gym it had gotten pretty ugly in the sparring department, with emergency room level injuries every week. So my teacher called it off for a year or so. Now we&#8217;re getting <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=908\">Sparring<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}