{"id":900,"date":"2005-10-30T17:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-30T12:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=900"},"modified":"2005-10-30T17:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-30T12:39:00","slug":"crap-in-the-server","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=900","title":{"rendered":"Crap in the server"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One funny story that came out last night:  My friend and I have been building some software to do some geeky stuff.  To support this, he&#8217;s had some <a href=\"http:\/\/www-03.ibm.com\/servers\/eserver\/clusters\/hardware\/1350.html\">old server class machines<\/a> sitting on the floor in his living room, and we&#8217;ve been tinkering with the wires. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, he adopted a puppy.  Cute little 3 month old black lab.  He left her unattended for a few minutes, and she crapped in one of the servers, big time.  She also pooped on other things, but the big dog poops in the machine left us speechless.<\/p>\n<p>He simply threw the machine away, poop and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One funny story that came out last night: My friend and I have been building some software to do some geeky stuff. To support this, he&#8217;s had some old server class machines sitting on the floor in his living room, and we&#8217;ve been tinkering with the wires. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, he adopted a puppy. Cute little <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=900\">Crap in the server<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[35,36],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}