{"id":880,"date":"2005-10-21T12:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-21T07:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=880"},"modified":"2005-10-21T12:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-21T07:13:00","slug":"costume-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=880","title":{"rendered":"Costume party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been invited to a costume party.  <\/p>\n<p>While I have a habit of showing up to these things in ordinary garb, laden with smart-ass attitude (my costume?  I&#8217;m pretending to be one of you) &#8230; I thought that it might be fun to go all out this year.  In the spirit of openness and honest curiosity, I&#8217;m looking for suggestions.  My ideas so far:<\/p>\n<p>* A bottle of beer<br \/>\n* A penguin<\/p>\n<p>Both of those seem like full-body, lots of work, very sweaty ideas.  I&#8217;m looking for other thoughts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been invited to a costume party. <\/p>\n<p>While I have a habit of showing up to these things in ordinary garb, laden with smart-ass attitude (my costume? I&#8217;m pretending to be one of you) &#8230; I thought that it might be fun to go all out this year. In the spirit of openness <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=880\">Costume party<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}