{"id":874,"date":"2005-10-17T14:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-17T09:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=874"},"modified":"2005-10-17T14:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-17T09:50:00","slug":"how-to-be-killed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=874","title":{"rendered":"How to be killed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you would like a beating, please send me an email, then immediately IM me to ask if I&#8217;ve read it yet.  For extra vigor on your beating, you may call to confirm that I received your IM. <\/p>\n<p>Thank you.  Beatings will be delivered in the order that the emails are received.  We currently have a backlog of several beatings, please be patient if you have earned one and have not yet received it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you would like a beating, please send me an email, then immediately IM me to ask if I&#8217;ve read it yet. For extra vigor on your beating, you may call to confirm that I received your IM. <\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Beatings will be delivered in the order that the emails are received. We currently <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=874\">How to be killed.<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}