{"id":863,"date":"2005-10-12T21:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-12T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=863"},"modified":"2005-10-12T21:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-12T16:28:00","slug":"two-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=863","title":{"rendered":"Two cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone must go now and waste just as much time as I did, reading the majority of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncyclopedia.org\/uncyclopedia\/index.php?title=You_have_two_cows\">Two Cows<\/a> from the uncyclopedia.  In the future tests of geeky prowess will include the ability to spew forth &#8220;two cows&#8221; jokes until one of the parties fails to produce a joke.  The other party will be declared the victor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone must go now and waste just as much time as I did, reading the majority of Two Cows from the uncyclopedia. In the future tests of geeky prowess will include the ability to spew forth &#8220;two cows&#8221; jokes until one of the parties fails to produce a joke. The other party will be declared <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=863\">Two cows<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}