{"id":855,"date":"2005-10-06T11:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T06:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=855"},"modified":"2005-10-06T11:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-06T06:13:00","slug":"wants-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=855","title":{"rendered":"Wants it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/store.muledesign.com\/detail\/squid_m.html\"><img src=\"http:\/\/store.muledesign.com\/images\/squid_m.gif\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Plus, of course, the follow on:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/store.muledesign.com\/detail\/angrysquid_m.html\"><img src=\"http:\/\/store.muledesign.com\/images\/angrysquid_m.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>The Kraken has been found alive off the make-believe island of Japan. Scientists trapped one and he had to rip off a tentacle to escape. So now they are angry. Our days are numbered.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>Plus, of course, the follow on:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>The Kraken has been found alive off the make-believe island of Japan. Scientists trapped one and he had to rip off a tentacle to escape. So now they are angry. Our days are numbered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}