{"id":848,"date":"2005-10-01T18:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-01T13:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=848"},"modified":"2005-10-01T18:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-01T13:14:00","slug":"best-dinner-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=848","title":{"rendered":"Best dinner ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a hankering for garlic fries last night.  So I searched the intarweb for recipes, until I found one that required 1\/2 cup of minced garlic.  It was pretty darn good, though next time I&#8217;m going to cut the salt by a factor of four.  Even *I*&#8217;m feeling bloated today.   Then we went out and got pie and beer, followed by the movie.  So, dinner was garlic fries, pie, and beer.  If that&#8217;s not the best (by which I mean, least healthy but most desirable) dinner ever, I don&#8217;t know what is.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I just wasn&#8217;t feelin&#8217; it.  Put in a roll of insulation in the attic, took an 8 mile run.  Then we bought a new toaster because the old one had achieved &#8220;bitch about it every single time we try to use it&#8221; status &#8230; plus a waffle iron.  Still not feelin&#8217; it.  Maybe I need a nap &#8230; or more garlic fries.  Perhaps less garlic fries?  <\/p>\n<p>Oop.  Ack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a hankering for garlic fries last night. So I searched the intarweb for recipes, until I found one that required 1\/2 cup of minced garlic. It was pretty darn good, though next time I&#8217;m going to cut the salt by a factor of four. Even *I*&#8217;m feeling bloated today. Then we went out <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=848\">Best dinner ever.<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}