{"id":821,"date":"2005-09-12T18:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-12T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=821"},"modified":"2005-09-12T18:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-12T13:29:00","slug":"screwed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=821","title":{"rendered":"Screwed"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=0>\n<tr>\n<td><img src=\"http:\/\/cdwan.org:8080\/pics\/temp\/screw.jpg\" width=300 ismap><\/td>\n<td>The contractors showed up today and brought this machine.  They took these six foot lengths of &#8220;helical pier&#8221; (screw) and drove them into the ground using a monster motor attached to a bobcat.  It was freakin&#8217; sweet.  There is one of these piers on either side of our master bathroom.  The plan is to bolt a steel beam between them, and then rest the structure on that beam.  At that point, we will be free to remove all the rotten, sub-code, resting-on-the-ground-getting-eaten-by-insects wood that is currently supporting the bathroom.  <\/p>\n<p>Let the &#8220;screwing&#8221; jokes commence.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>In other news, sleep obtained in a hammock in your backyard is approximately 10 times the value of sleep slept anywhere else.  God &#8230; 15 minutes and I feel like a new man.  Of course, I&#8217;ve been sleeping for crap because of the ragweed or whatever allergy it is that keeps me clawing at my eyes and scratching the roof of my mouth with a toothbrush.  All praise clortrimaton and claratin.  Between the two of them I&#8217;m twitchy, sleepless, lethargic, but mostly functional.  <\/p>\n<p>At least I don&#8217;t have to run vocal auditions in this condition.  That always sucked back when I was doing the a cappella thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> The contractors showed up today and brought this machine. They took these six foot lengths of &#8220;helical pier&#8221; (screw) and drove them into the ground using a monster motor attached to a bobcat. It was freakin&#8217; sweet. There is one of these piers on either side of our master bathroom. The plan is to <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=821\">Screwed<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}