{"id":815,"date":"2005-09-07T19:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-07T14:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=815"},"modified":"2005-09-07T19:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-07T14:55:00","slug":"autosadomaschocism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=815","title":{"rendered":"AutoSadoMaschocism?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a novel hot sauce experience this evening.  I decided to cook down some of my cayenne peppers into a small batch of hot sauce.  I took a plateful of them, cut them in half, and broiled them for about 5 minutes (skin becomes black and crispy).  I dumped them into about half a cup of boiling vinegar, added salt, pepper, and a few crushed garlic cloves, and let it return to a boil.  I then dumped the concoction into my food processor and pureed it down to a paste.  Yummy.  The broiling added a pleasant flavor of the grill.  Very southwestern. <\/p>\n<p>At some point in this process, I spring a nosebleed.  The parts with burning peppers and boiling vinegar in a powered appliance require a certain amount of focus, so I was totally surprised to find my hands and face covered in blood at the end of the process.<\/p>\n<p>I feel so &#8230; hardcore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a novel hot sauce experience this evening. I decided to cook down some of my cayenne peppers into a small batch of hot sauce. I took a plateful of them, cut them in half, and broiled them for about 5 minutes (skin becomes black and crispy). I dumped them into about half a <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=815\">AutoSadoMaschocism?<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}