{"id":805,"date":"2005-09-01T23:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-01T18:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=805"},"modified":"2005-09-01T23:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-01T18:52:00","slug":"assorted-badness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=805","title":{"rendered":"Assorted badness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t help it.  Here are the funniest things I&#8217;ve read about the NOLA disaster:<\/p>\n<p><!--more God help my karma--><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/mark242.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">mark242<\/a> said:  <em>It has been 48 hours since the levee break. The FY2005 United States military budget was $420.7 billion dollars. Each and every one of those evacuees could be riding in 50-foot yachts with gold-plated bathroom fixtures and kobe beef steaks served to them on Ming Dynasty era flatware, each yacht individually delivered via C-130 airdrop within 2 hours of the first levee break, and it still wouldn&#8217;t make a dent in our total expenditure.<\/p>\n<p>No, this is not a logistical problem. This is a red-tape-fuckup of astronomical proportions, the likes of which will haunt our country for years to come.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mister_borogove.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">mister_borogove<\/a> said:  <em>Nowhere on the planet is more than about 6 meals away from a riot. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.windsofchange.net\/archives\/007432.php\">This guy<\/a> says:  <em>One in ten stay, one in ten of those die, 30,000, total. Just in New Orleans.<\/em>  It&#8217;s really a very good little article.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/interdictor\/\">This guy<\/a> is on the ground, and blogging there.<\/p>\n<p>And oh my God, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/specials\/interactives\/_national\/neworleanssatellite\/index.html\">this recent satellite image<\/a>  Zoom in.  See where it turns to all water?  Holy crap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t help it. Here are the funniest things I&#8217;ve read about the NOLA disaster:<\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=805\">Assorted badness<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}