{"id":799,"date":"2005-08-30T15:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-30T10:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=799"},"modified":"2005-08-30T15:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-30T10:57:00","slug":"die-die-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":"Die die die!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Running a stupid test, on a stupid cluster, to flush out a stupid non-repeatable error, so that we can fix it.  Basically, the damn thing dies &#8220;every now and then&#8221; with no discernible stimulus.  Wrote up a crap-tastic test suite to stress each of the following factors in turn:  Network, CPU, disk reads, disk writes, jobs in the queue.  Right now it&#8217;s busily populating 20 different files from 20 different computers with lines of the form &#8220;I was here at $date&#8221;.  If that doesn&#8217;t provoke the error in an hour or so, I shall have all 20 computers computing Pi for several hours.  If that doesn&#8217;t kill it, they will begin to talk to each other very rapidly.  &#8220;Hello?&#8217;  &#8220;hello.&#8221;  &#8220;hi?&#8221;  &#8220;hi.&#8221;  &#8220;Hellooooo?&#8221;  &#8220;Hi.&#8221; &#8220;Can you hear me now?&#8221;  &#8220;How about now?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In other news, there is a cat in heat in my neighborhood.  It has been mrowling loudly for about four days now.  If anyone has a male cat that needs lovin&#8217;, please send it to my street.  This &#8220;mrowl, mrowl, mrooooooowl, mrow, ow,&#8230;&#8221; needs to stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Running a stupid test, on a stupid cluster, to flush out a stupid non-repeatable error, so that we can fix it. Basically, the damn thing dies &#8220;every now and then&#8221; with no discernible stimulus. Wrote up a crap-tastic test suite to stress each of the following factors in turn: Network, CPU, disk reads, disk writes, <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=799\">Die die die!<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}