It’s been a while since I’ve shared weird crap on the web. Here’s some:<\/p>\n
Aeon Flux<\/a> is coming out as a live action film. I’m torn between raw horror (they can’t do that to my childhood!), interest (it looks like it won’t suck as much as it could), and raw horror (that’s going to suck SOOOOOO much!). JWZ’s take on it<\/a> is about right: Sure, I’d rather see a more original movie instead of Hollywood corpse-f-ing. But I, for one, welcome acrobatic dystopian hot chicks.<\/em><\/p>\n If you go to Wal Mart’s web site and search for “Casino Chips,” it takes you to a page filled with bibles<\/a> instead. Okay, apparently, this isn’t quite true if you go from the front page … but why do they have that “redirect_query” crap on their site anyway?<\/p>\n Still freaked about Life after the oil crash<\/a>. Would somebody please point out the flaws in their arguments? Like, the real flaws that mean I’ll be able to stop twitching and rocking?<\/p>\n Also in the “How Horrible!” category, the military is now using high powered sonar that makes whales brains hemorrhage<\/a>. Please make them stop, thanks.<\/p>\n Hey look! A list of casualties in the Iraq war!<\/a>. Check out our mighty “coalition of the willing”. Woot.<\/p>\n Okay, enough horror for the day. That wasn’t nearly as fun as I had planned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It’s been a while since I’ve shared weird crap on the web. Here’s some:<\/p>\n Aeon Flux is coming out as a live action film. I’m torn between raw horror (they can’t do that to my childhood!), interest (it looks like it won’t suck as much as it could), and raw horror (that’s going to suck . . . → Read More: Web stuff<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}