{"id":788,"date":"2005-08-25T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-25T13:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=788"},"modified":"2005-08-25T18:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-25T13:25:00","slug":"thatll-teach-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=788","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;ll teach it!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Skill I never really wanted anyway, number 345:  Re-hanging a dishwasher door.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out that dishwasher doors have these crazy hinges on them that sometimes pop out.  After staring at them for long enough, I figured out how to pop them back in.  Having figured it out, it was a simple matter of brute force to do the deed.  <a href=\"http:\/\/fdmts.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">fdmts<\/a> 1, dishwasher 0.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh, brute force.  Is there any task to which you&#8217;re not well suited?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skill I never really wanted anyway, number 345: Re-hanging a dishwasher door.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out that dishwasher doors have these crazy hinges on them that sometimes pop out. After staring at them for long enough, I figured out how to pop them back in. Having figured it out, it was a simple matter of brute force <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=788\">That&#8217;ll teach it!<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[31],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}