My house is less than a block from a junior high school. At this time of year, the athletic field is taken over by 12 to 14 year olds (and their parents) practicing football and cheerleading. Also, my street is jam packed with minivans and suburban assault vehicles. My own SAV can barely fit between them. Anyway, I hear the cheerleaders practicing as I sit at my desk. I can never quite make up the words, so I make them up. In my mind, the cheers go something like this:<\/p>\n
Gooooooo US! Or perhaps:<\/p>\n Let’s go our team! My house is less than a block from a junior high school. At this time of year, the athletic field is taken over by 12 to 14 year olds (and their parents) practicing football and cheerleading. Also, my street is jam packed with minivans and suburban assault vehicles. My own SAV can barely fit between . . . → Read More: Cheerleaders<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBeeeeaaaat YOU!
\nUS not YOU!
\nUS not YOU!
\nYou’re not us!
\nWe’re not you!
\nUS US US!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nKill those others!
\nBreak them stomp them!
\nThen come kiss me!
\nGooooooo kill!
\nTheeeeeen neck!
\nUS US US!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"