{"id":757,"date":"2005-08-04T10:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T05:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=757"},"modified":"2005-08-04T10:49:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T05:49:00","slug":"poison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=757","title":{"rendered":"Poison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a man spraying poison around my house.  I&#8217;m paying him a decent amount of money to do this.  This makes me feel odd. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newenglandpestcontrol.com\"><img src=\"http:\/\/members.cox.net\/alysoun\/BigBlueBug\" width=400><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The problem is wood boring insects.  We not only have the carpenter bees, but we also have carpenter ants.  In the &#8220;swarming form&#8221; too.  The internet agrees with the friends and family, who agree with the pest control people:  These critters will cause structural damage to my home unless we kill them.<\/p>\n<p>While he works, I can see the little birds flitting around the birdhouse.  This process will undoubtedly kill some of them.  In addition, I&#8217;m now going to have to go all obsessive compulsive about cleaning the cats food and water dishes.  This is to say nothing about how hard I&#8217;m going to scrub, peel, and otherwise sanitize my newly reddening tomatoes.<\/p>\n<p>Chemical warfare.  Nasty stuff.  When they gas the place, I have to clear out for four hours.  I think I&#8217;ll go sit at the library, under some really good art, and listen to the Bach Cello Suites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a man spraying poison around my house. I&#8217;m paying him a decent amount of money to do this. This makes me feel odd. <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>The problem is wood boring insects. We not only have the carpenter bees, but we also have carpenter ants. In the &#8220;swarming form&#8221; too. The internet agrees with the <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=757\">Poison<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}