{"id":756,"date":"2005-08-02T15:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T10:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=756"},"modified":"2005-08-02T15:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-02T10:29:00","slug":"sprinkler-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=756","title":{"rendered":"Sprinkler fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I wander off from my desk to get a cup of tea.<\/p>\n<p>I return to hear SQEALS from my yard, and I see three girls, maybe 15 years old, jumping through the sprinkler in my front yard.  They&#8217;ve got a small posse of boys on bicycles watching them jump.  <\/p>\n<p>Just as I was dithering between &#8220;I should tell them to get the hell out of my yard&#8221; and &#8220;it is awfully hot outside, can&#8217;t really blame them,&#8221; they wandered off &#8230; presumably looking for the next quick fix of sprinkler happiness.<\/p>\n<p>Summertime, is still summertime, I suppose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I wander off from my desk to get a cup of tea.<\/p>\n<p>I return to hear SQEALS from my yard, and I see three girls, maybe 15 years old, jumping through the sprinkler in my front yard. They&#8217;ve got a small posse of boys on bicycles watching them jump. <\/p>\n<p>Just as I was <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=756\">Sprinkler fun<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}