I’m still stuck on this demolition derby.<\/p>\n
It was a strange and savage event. I found myself filled with the bloodlust of sheer competitive destruction. I would like to say that it overwhelmed me from the outside, but the reality is that my personality is apparently built on top of<\/b> some sort of volcano of brutality that loves to watch cars burn. <\/p>\n
There was no sex in this violence. It was pure. Even football has cheerleaders … even boxing has the bikini girls. This had nothing of the sort. There was violence, beer, and pizza. <\/p>\n
My friends who entered the competition went back home and got into a roman candle fight at a range of about five feet. I’m sort of glad that I skipped it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m still stuck on this demolition derby.<\/p>\n
It was a strange and savage event. I found myself filled with the bloodlust of sheer competitive destruction. I would like to say that it overwhelmed me from the outside, but the reality is that my personality is apparently built on top of some sort of volcano of . . . → Read More: How to say,<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}