{"id":638,"date":"2005-04-18T13:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-18T08:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=638"},"modified":"2005-04-18T13:19:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-18T08:19:00","slug":"chucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=638","title":{"rendered":"Chucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I started learning the chucks today at karate.  Nun-chucks, that is.  <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even describe the three-year-old like excitement that I feel about this.  <\/p>\n<p>Chucka-chucka-nun-chucka-chucka.<\/p>\n<p>In totally unrelated news, I have these odd, oblong bruises all over my shoulders, back, and hips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started learning the chucks today at karate. Nun-chucks, that is. I can&#8217;t even describe the three-year-old like excitement that I feel about this. Chucka-chucka-nun-chucka-chucka. In totally unrelated news, I have these odd, oblong bruises all over my shoulders, back, and hips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}