{"id":615,"date":"2005-03-30T13:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T08:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=615"},"modified":"2005-03-30T13:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-30T08:57:00","slug":"zombie-master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=615","title":{"rendered":"Zombie master."},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"> <font size=\"5\"><br \/>\n<b>Zombie Master<\/b><br \/>\n<\/font><br \/>\n    <br \/> You scored 86% health, 84% psychology, 88% survival,  and 66% organization. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td> You are the bane of undead everywhere.  Please e-mail me.  I want you around when the comet comes.<\/p>\n<p>Estimated Survival Time:  Indefinite <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/users\/854\/4\/8550056080935071120\/mt1110753415.jpg\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p> <\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td> <span id=\"comparisonarea\">My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender<\/i><br \/>\n:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table cellspacing=\"4\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"black\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\" bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" width=\"120\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"30\" bgcolor=\"white\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>80%<\/b><br \/>\n on <b>health<\/b>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"black\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\" bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" width=\"92\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"58\" bgcolor=\"white\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>61%<\/b><br \/>\n on <b>psychology<\/b>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"black\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\" bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" width=\"135\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"15\" bgcolor=\"white\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>90%<\/b><br \/>\n on <b>survival<\/b>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"black\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\" bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" width=\"63\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"87\" bgcolor=\"white\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>42%<\/b><br \/>\n on <b>organization<\/b>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table cellpadding=20>\n<tr>\n<td>Link: <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=9815482142187060891'>The Comprehensive Zombie Survival Test<\/a> written by <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/profile?tuid=8550056080935071120'>marbledog<\/a> on <a  href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zombie Master You scored 86% health, 84% psychology, 88% survival, and 66% organization. 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