{"id":608,"date":"2005-03-25T12:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T07:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=608"},"modified":"2005-03-25T12:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-25T07:03:00","slug":"easter-is-cancelled-and-other-friday-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=608","title":{"rendered":"Easter is cancelled, and other Friday news."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Easter is cancelled:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tombofjesus.com\/\">they found the body<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hootsmon.com\/fergietron\/tokyosexwale.swf\">Name worship<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fact:  <em>&#8220;Koala bears may spontaneously combust when isolated from their group due to a build up of eucylyptus oil on the tops of their heads.  They cannot reach this area to clean it and rely on other koalas to groom them, hence when isolated for a long time the oil builds up and in extreme heat can ignite and explode the koala. This has been blamed for many bush fires.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m compulsively washing my head now, so that it doesn&#8217;t explode.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cockeyed.com\/citizen\/spam\/alicia\/alicia.html\">This<\/a> is raw genius.  The guy found a common thread in his unsolicited email, and followed it to its source.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.solardeathray.com\">Solar death ray<\/a> is my new project.  &#8220;Do not build one of these!&#8221; says the author.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/staff.washington.edu\/louisg\/d_im\/SDR_smoke.jpg\" width=200><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/home.tiscali.be\/dinodino\/jeux\/\">Avoid the crushing foot of death<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Easter is cancelled: they found the body. Name worship Fact: &#8220;Koala bears may spontaneously combust when isolated from their group due to a build up of eucylyptus oil on the tops of their heads. They cannot reach this area to clean it and rely on other koalas to groom them, hence when isolated for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}