{"id":583,"date":"2005-03-09T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-09T09:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=583"},"modified":"2005-03-09T14:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-09T09:21:00","slug":"funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=583","title":{"rendered":"Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4110\">The Onion<\/a> today:  <\/p>\n<p><em>Bush announces Iraq Exit Strategy:  &#8216;We&#8217;ll Go Through Iran&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The plan also includes a minor stopover for refueling and provisional replenishment in Syria,&#8221; Casey said. &#8220;But I don&#8217;t expect we&#8217;ll need more than 50,000 additional troops for that stretch of the Iraq pullout.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion today: Bush announces Iraq Exit Strategy: &#8216;We&#8217;ll Go Through Iran&#8217; &#8220;The plan also includes a minor stopover for refueling and provisional replenishment in Syria,&#8221; Casey said. &#8220;But I don&#8217;t expect we&#8217;ll need more than 50,000 additional troops for that stretch of the Iraq pullout.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}