(1) The nice people at Home Depot will cut your roller blinds to custom lengths for you, using this truly amazing blind cutting machine. <\/p>\n
(2) When you measure roller blinds, *always* measure the distance between the mount points, *not* the width of the blind itself. You want to end up with a roller the correct width. The cloth will, naturally, follow the roller in terms of being the correct width.<\/p>\n
(3) You can exchange blinds that were cut to the wrong length, again with the nice people at Home Depot.<\/p>\n
In other news, I finished my first bottle of Dave’s Insanity Sauce. To celebrate, I purchased another one. Dave’s is the slowest consumed product of which I I know. I love spicy food, and I (apparently) go through one bottle per decade, max. <\/p>\n
Here’s what’s on my mind: When are the republicans going to get on with the agenda of hate and discrimination that got them elected? They mobilized their base with anti-gay fear mongering and that white supremacist code word “values.” I would have thought they’d follow through. Instead, they’re going after social security and high malpractice payouts. Even more weirdly, I’m sort of a fan of both initiatives. <\/p>\n
I’m confused. I thought they were going to ban gay marriage, crush unions in favor of big business, and destroy the arctic wildlife preserve. That’s what I voted against, anyway. Damn flip floppers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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