{"id":540,"date":"2005-02-04T08:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-04T03:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=540"},"modified":"2005-02-04T08:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-04T03:40:00","slug":"geek-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=540","title":{"rendered":"Geek humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen from <a href=\"http:\/\/developers.slashdot.org\/developers\/05\/02\/04\/0120216.shtml?tid=156&#038;tid=162&#038;tid=8\">slashdot<\/a> (I assume the author stole it from some other source, I just hadn&#8217;t heard it before):<\/p>\n<p>Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds, and Donald E. Knuth engage in a discussion on whose impact on Computer Science was the greatest.<\/p>\n<p><b>Stallman<\/b>: &#8220;God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Torvalds<\/b>: &#8220;Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Knuth<\/b>: &#8220;Wait, wait &#8211; I never said that.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen from slashdot (I assume the author stole it from some other source, I just hadn&#8217;t heard it before): Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds, and Donald E. Knuth engage in a discussion on whose impact on Computer Science was the greatest. Stallman: &#8220;God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!&#8221; Torvalds: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}