{"id":539,"date":"2005-02-04T07:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-04T02:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=539"},"modified":"2005-02-04T07:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-04T02:59:00","slug":"possum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=539","title":{"rendered":"Possum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While leaving the house tonight, we saw a mammal by the house.  It was not one of the neighborhood cats, nor was it the local skunk.  It was the size of a terrier, low slung, with a white face, cylindrical body, and hairless rat-tail.  Yes, it was a possum.  I drove it away with snowballs, but I think probably lives under my porch.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re going to need bigger mousetraps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While leaving the house tonight, we saw a mammal by the house. It was not one of the neighborhood cats, nor was it the local skunk. It was the size of a terrier, low slung, with a white face, cylindrical body, and hairless rat-tail. Yes, it was a possum. I drove it away with snowballs, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}